You’re not just a snack—you’re the whole damn entrée.
This bold, cheeky tee proudly declares your grade-A gayness with USDA-approved confidence. Featuring two little cows and a whole lotta sass, it’s perfect for turning heads at Pride, brunch, or the gym. It's streetwear for the spicy, the proud, and the beefcake-inclined.
Product Features:
100% ring-spun cotton (heather blends include polyester)
Comfortable unisex fit (S–5XL)
Direct-to-garment print that slaps (but doesn’t fade)
Perfect for queer parties, gym thirst traps, and Pride parades
Printed on demand to reduce waste ?
Let the world know: You’re certified prime gay beef—and that’s on period.
