Sacred Snatch” Crop Top – Mandala of Many Vaginas (Yes, Really)

Looking for the ultimate conversation starter? This crop top is serving white-hot vulva realness in a psychedelic mandala pattern that says, “Namaste... in your pants.”

Perfect for Pride parades, music festivals, or your next run-in with your ex and her emotional support girlfriend. Whether you're sapphic, spiritual, or just have a great sense of humor, this top was made to turn heads and maybe even convert a few straight girls.

Why You Need It:

🌸 Mandala made entirely of vaginas (yes, really)

🎽 Crisp white crop top to show off your divine midriff

💅 Stretchy, comfy fabric that moves with you while you strut, dance, or disassociate at brunch

🙃 Equal parts sexy, sacred, and a little bit stupid (like your last situationship)

Specs:

93–96% polyester, 4–7% spandex (EU & US variations)

Soft, smooth mid-weight jersey fabric

Regular fit with a flattering cut

Sourced from Lithuania and the US, because even our blanks have dual citizenship

Perfect for:

Queer festivals & raves

Gay brunch

Erotic art gallery openings you pretend to understand

Topless protests (or near enough)

Anyone who’s ever said “yoni” unironically or ironically



This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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