Turn heads and clutch pearls with the most unhinged tank top of Pride season. This premium cotton tank features a rainbow bandana-wearing twink and the legendary quote:
“I don’t always douche… sometimes I take a deep breath and call it hole roulette.”
Perfect for festivals, Pride parades, EDM parties, and bedroom confessions, this tank is for the bold and booty-blessed. Lightweight, breathable, and scandalously honest—just like you.
• Unisex fit
• 100% premium cotton
• Designed for maximum chaos and minimum shame
• Makes a perfect gift for your messiest gay friend (or yourself)
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, bisphenols and phthalates level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR),
Oak inc. and
SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at
gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at
123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or
Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.Size guide
| |
LENGTH (inches) |
WIDTH (inches) |
| S |
28 |
18 |
| M |
29 |
20 |
| L |
30 |
22 |
| XL |
31 |
24 |
| |
LENGTH (cm) |
WIDTH (cm) |
| S |
71.1 |
45.7 |
| M |
73.7 |
50.8 |
| L |
76.2 |
55.9 |
| XL |
78.7 |
61 |
